Ponclehas unveiledthe latest update for the seminal auto-aggro gameVampire Survivorsfor the holiday season. It’s the Whiteout update, also known as update 1.7.0, a festivelittle additionthat will get you into the holiday spirit if you haven’t accepted it into your heart already.
The Whiteout update is absolutely free (Merry Crimbo) and available now. It comes with all the holiday fixings:
Thanks, Santa! Meanwhile, there’s a tongue-in-cheek trailer to watch that will remind you that big department stores have been celebrating the Birth of Christ since July. “If big named stores can do it, why can’t we??” shouts the trailer—damned right.
As a reminder, I was the one whoperformed the sacrificeand conjured a review forVampire Survivorsafter its Switch release. As a warning, it’s designed by a former gambling guy to be as addictive as possible. On the other hand, it’s innocuous in the way that there is a general endpoint to the game, and it won’t keep asking for your money. Aside from a couple of DLC packs, there are no microtransactions. The only thing you’re risking is a relentless impulse to chase a rush of endorphins. But let’s be honest, social media has probably already conditioned you that way.
Happy Holidays!
Vampire Survivorsis available PC, console, and mobile. The Whiteout update (1.7.0) is available now. No, wait, consoles are “soon.” PC is now!
