Today on The Destructoid Show, we bring you the hottest, slimiest journalistic filth to come out of the gaming industry.

For starters,Borderlands 2caused a bit of a ruckus this morning by ruffling the feathers of everyone with the mention of a“girlfriend” skill tree, which I don’t even want to comment on because I’ll get yelled at. There’s also anew trailer.Jim Sterling gaveDust: An Elysian Tailan 8.5, which means only one thing: He is a big fat pervy furry and has body pillows shaped like every single character inThe Secret of Nimh. Or it’s a good game, whichever. Nintendo announced therelease dates for a bunch of 3DS games, and shattered the hearts of everyone by announcing thatLuigi’s Mansion 2andAnimal Crossing 3DSare not coming out anytime soon. Finally,XCOM: Enemy Unknownaims to please the hardcore fans.

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Also, it’s Shark Week. So we talk about famous sharks in gaming, besides Hamza.

A battle scene in Battlefield 6 Open Beta

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A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.