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Man I can’t wait forSaints Row IV. It does worry me a bit that the sequel started from what was only supposed to be an expansion pack to the last title, but even that tidbit can’t curb my excitement. Just a teaser trailer and a few screenshots so far, and already I find myself sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. Screw milk-plus.

Today Jim gives us the skinny on how goodDead Space 3: Awakeningis (hint, it’s not), while Chris tells us ifDarkstalkers Resurrectionis any fun (hint, it is) at all. We’ve also got not one, but two promoted Cblogs for today, while Freddie Wong delivers a brilliant mash-up spoof ofAmerican PsychoandMetal Gear Rising. Seriously do go check that video out. It’s the best five minutes you can spend today.

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Destructoid Originals:The DTOID Show is going LIVE today with dildo bats!Note Worthy 013: StarCraft, Metal Gear, and Tomb RaiderSaints Row IV, Battlefield 4 & The Phantom Pain

Community:Community blogs of3/15Forum thread of the day:Saints Row IVResponding to Anita Sarkeesian’s ‘Damsels in Distress’Friday Night Fights: So… anyone buying the new Gears?Dtoid Memories: Look ma, I’m a games journalist!

A battle scene in Battlefield 6 Open Beta

Previews:Metroidvania-brawler Guacamelee! is guacamazing

Events:Deep Silver is bringing Saints Row IV to PAX East

News:NPD: Hardware rose in Feb, overall sales still poopWii U gets a £50-£60 price drop in the UKWe may not have seen the last of The Last GuyFire Emblem: Awakening exceeds 180,000 sales in FebruaryLEGO City Undercover eShop requires external hard driveFinal Fantasy Type-0 staff experimented with HD versionMore Dragon’s Crown info is coming next weekWargaming to show off new game at GDC 2013Samsung unveils Galaxy S4 Bluetooth controllerThe Conduit HD now available for Tegra 3 devicesSlitherine is making a turn-based Warhammer 40,000 gameDonkey Kong Country Returns 3D rolls into Europe in MayBattlefield 4 will be revealed later this monthResident Evil 6 and Left 4 Dead 2 are getting a crossoverRoad Rash reboot now being discussed, says designerXP reduction lowered for free players in SW: TOR patchSubset offline mode didn’t fit Maxis’ vision for SimCityCelebrate, my Vita brethren: Machinarium is coming!BioShock Infinite’s full voice cast is revealedWeekend PC deals: Ubisoft, Saints Row, indie gemsRumor: Next Assassin’s Creed for Vita is Phoenix RisingCrytek-authorized fan-made Timesplitters game is go!Sign a pledge against bigotry in the gaming community

Offbeat:Raiden can’t make a smoothie without flipping outUpcoming game jam will make games for cats

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Media:Former WayForward devs announce Shovel KnightDeep Silver announces Saints Row IV for August 2013Developer outlines plans for GRID 2 in new videoZen Pinball 2 will launch next week on Wii UPokemon Rumble U trailer shows off physical figuresNext week’s Rock Band DLC features ‘Jungle Boogie’Frozen Endzone combines roguelike elements with sportsSo … The Phantom Pain is running on the FOX EngineValve saw a 50 percent increase in business last yearFractured Soul has been submitted to Steam GreenlightHuge expansion heading for Civilization VIndie Royale’s ‘Thoughtful Bundle’ has kicked offSanctum 2 trailer has a whistling alienFree lite version of Arma 3 alpha is now availableDuke’s back, baby! Duke Nukem II iOS revealedLost footage of Game Boy FPS Tyrannosaurus Tex is foundNew LocoCycle trailer introduces PabloUpcoming game jam will make games for catsDead Island: Riptide shambles in with new screensMage’s Initiation has a demo and you should play itGuardians of Middle-earth now has Saruman

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A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.