[This post is dedicated to Hamza Aziz, who is currently tending to his goldfish farm. Or Something.]

Today’sdaily TeeFury t-shirtis — more likely than not — relevant to your interests. It’s of a sword that’s comprised of recognizable videogame weapons, like the Gravity Gun, a Lancer, and even a Katamari.

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I never thought ofTetrispieces as weapons before, but I guess you could do some real damage with a life-size version of one. Hamza thinks the shirt is badass, and I sort of agree. You see, I have a real hatred for black-colored t-shirts sold on the Internet.

In an alternate universe where I sell game-related apparel out of a shady van, my wares would be every color of the rainbow.

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