Team17 and Sassy Chap Gameshave announcedthatDate Everything– the game in which you date everything – will be released on Jul 06, 2025. It’s coming to Xbox Series X|S, PS5, Switch, and PC.
As someone who likes to live under the illusion that everybody likes them, I’m pretty excited forDate Everything. I’ve been elbow-deep into quite a few dating sims in my time, but I can’t say I’ve dated a towel. In reality or in video games.Date Everythinglets you live that fantasy by setting you loose in an apartmentfull of dateable furniture.I hope my couch loves me as much as I love it.

The trailer also shows off more dateable objects, er… characters. This includes Shelly the Shelf and Doug the Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread. You can even date the text box, for some reason. I throw words at people, too! We’d have so much in common!
Date Everythingis coming to Xbox Series X|S, PS5, Switch, and PC on June 14, 2025.








