Rustic

Haha, rustic. I think it’s time for Jordan to takeanotherRustadventure.

The open world survival sim is fascinating. It recently made headlines when players flipped out after it randomly assigned face and skin tone to users’ Steam IDs. And that’s not all. It also generates cock size! There are no pumps or enhancement pills in this land. As Destructoid’s residentDick Editor, I’m taking all comers far as dick stories go.

Rust’sGarry Newman explained toKotaku, “It’s hard to predict what Steam ID would do what. It takes the 64bit int Steam ID and uses it as a random seed which is then used to randomise a bunch of stuff about the player—dick length being one of those. We do this so players will be kind of recognisable in game and that their identity could be something that will follow them around.”

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Other Steam ID characteristics are being added — height, face size, etc — and the team just unveiled the early stages of thefemale character model. Gender, too, will be randomly assigned to your Steam ID, eventually, adding even more diversity. There’s some cool farming and wolf headdress there, too.

Everything aboutRustis pretty damn cool, from generating player identities to developing water catchers to cold player animations to naked acoustic guitar.

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