Due to half our cast going missing tomorrow night, we’re prematurely recording this week’s edition of Podtoid.

The upside? You get an episode of Podtoid a day early.The downside? You may be caught off-guard by this sudden lurching in our schedule, becoming so confused that as you attempt to come up with interesting questions or clever sonnets, you tumble into a sort of manic-depressive state from which you will never,everescape.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

This week’s sonnet theme is“Jim versus a giraffe”— you don’t actually have to use thatphrase, but ideally, whatever you create should be related to Jim Sterling competing against a giraffe.

In terms of actual episode content, we’ll just be talking about random news stories with a potentially heavy emphasis on reader questions: not allthatmuch happened this past week, so I will be subliminally relying on you, faithful listener, to provide us with great conversation fodder.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

So, yeah — we need questions and sonnets for tonight.Ask the greatest question, get $25, make the greatest sonnet, get it read aloud with sexy music backing by Naia the Gamer.Hit that jump and go to work.

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art

yordles animation still image