Rustic: Rust generates avatar cock size by Steam ID

Rustic Haha, rustic. I think it’s time for Jordan to takeanotherRustadventure. The open world survival sim is fascinating. It recently made headlines when players flipped out after it randomly assigned face and skin tone to users’ Steam IDs. And that’s not all. It also generates cock size! There are no pumps or enhancement pills in this land. As Destructoid’s residentDick Editor, I’m taking all comers far as dick stories go....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 210 words · Sherry Williams

Scary good discounts creeping onto PSN today

‘Tis the season This week’s highlights feature Telltale’sThe Walking Dead, which will be available for just $4.99 or $2.99 via PS Plus, markdowns on a number ofResident Evilgames, andThe Last of Usfor as low as $35.99. The savings continue next week with rollbacks on some cult favorites likeFatal FrameandI Am Alive. There’s also some really horrific stuff on offer likeBloodRayne Betrayalfor you masochists out there. For the full list of discounted items, check out thePlayStation Blogfor more details....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 92 words · Shawn Garcia

Sequel to PC Mega Man clone Rosenkreuzstilette is out

Uhhhh… fahrvergn?gen? Are you familiar with “doujin soft”? They’re essentially Japanese indie games, and although most are of the fan game variety, major publishers tend to leave them alone. As it should be! Fan games aren’t harming anybody! In 2007, the doujin group[erka:es]releasedRosenkreuzstilette, a straight-upMega Manclone with a European Gothic atmosphere. Instead of Robot Masters, you fight German witches, and instead of mechanical grunts, you battle ghosts and monsters of theCastlevaniapersuasion....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 181 words · Elizabeth Lynch

Starfield The Scow Guide – Location and how to beat it

No Sudden Moves is a main mission that occurs around midway through the story. The mission has you recovering an artifact, but you’ll have to deal with The Scow to do that. There are a few ways to complete this mission inStarfield, and this guide will show you the easiest way to claim the artifact and get one step closer to solving the mysteries surrounding these strange objects. Starfield – No Sudden Moves walkthrough To start this mission, visit Vladimir in the Eye, and he’ll let you know that you’re traveling to the Scow....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 360 words · Rachel Harris

State of Decay sells 550k on Xbox Live Arcade

Sandbox mode is next While it’s only been out since June 5, Undead Labs’ zombie survival titleState of Decayhasalready sold 550,000 copies. That’s enough to earn it the distinct honor of being the “fastest-selling original game ever on Xbox Live Arcade.” Rough around the edges, sure, but folks seem to be digging it. Need I remind that a PC version is still on the cards? High fives all around. “Fortunately [the Steam version] been in development alongside the Xbox 360 version since Day 1, so we just need to integrate with the Steam platform and add native support for keyboard and mouse control,”says Undead....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 150 words · Austin Daniels

Strap on your goggles and watch Digimon Survive’s opening movie

‘The voice of the spirit echoes…’ Digimon Survivewill kick things off with an animated opening movie, and while the strategy RPG isn’t releasing until next year, Bandai Namco has shared the intro to help familiarize us with the cast. The opening movie is a quick slice of life for Takuma and his classmates. They’re about to embark on a school camping trip in the woods, despite the fact that there’s been an ominous earthquake and other strange occurrences....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 167 words · Joshua Ellis

Tales of Hearts R coming to PS Vita this November

Playable at Anime Expo in Los Angeles this week Tales of Hearts Ris coming to North America on November 11 and across Europe starting November 14. It will have Japanese voice-over with EFIGS subtitles, Bandai Namco announced at Japan Expo in Paris, France today. The PlayStation Vita RPG is a remake ofTales of Hearts, the Japan-only Nintendo DS game released back in 2008. Anime Expo attendees will have an opportunity to try the title starting tomorrow at the Namco’s booth in the Los Angeles Convention Center....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 86 words · Donna Lowe

TGS: Kickin’ it with Kazuma the cabbie in Yakuza 5

There’s no questioning thatYakuzaseries protagonist Kazuma Kiryu is a badass of the highest order, but his first appearance in a Tokyo Game Show demo of upcoming PS3 gameYakuza 5has him in a cab driver’s uniform. Yep,the Dragon of Dojima is a taxi driver. My first thought:Oh no they didn’t! It’s cool. No worries. As any series fan would guess, Kazuma’s help is needed once again. While cleaning his taxi cab with a feather duster (really!...

May 17, 2025 · 4 min · 663 words · Scott Brown

The Daily Hotness: DragonCon 2012’s wonderful cosplay

Mad ups to superb cosplay. Maybe one day I’ll have time to sew that sexy Snorlax idea I sketched out years ago. So hard to find just the right color, though. Also I’d have to get back into shape because yuck. Today, Dr. Sophie “Strangelove” Prell wrote about tabletop RPGs, community member locketheleisz shared a remembrance of his hero, Nintendo’s Gunpei Yokoi, Jim reviewed the trippyHell Yeah!, Square Enix announced plans to release someFinal Fantasy XIImusic, which I foolishly hope is being done in lead up of an announcement of an HDrelease ofXII, possibly my favorite in the series, and more!...

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 335 words · Kimberly Rivera

The Daily Hotness: Prince of Persia is certifiably awesome

Man,Prince of Persiais gorgeous. As I explained in aprevious post, I was really looking forward toPrince of Persia. Now thatNick’s glowing reviewis in, my decision to purchase the game has been cemented — I’m pickingPoPoverResistance 2andLittleBigPlanet(for now, anyway; I hope to pick up both of those titles at some point down the line). Criterion detailed non-freeBurnout ParadiseDLC; Nick reviewedPrince of Persia; Japanator told us about their daily December giveaways; Hamza previewed a f*ckton of Atari games; and much more happened on 12/02/08....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 412 words · Betty Bautista

The new Humble Bundle is a good way to get Sunless Sea

Gosh, is this really #16 already? I was ready to commit to some horrifically lame sweet-sixteen joke for this opener, but that fell through in a hurry, and now I’m just listening to Stevie Wonder. The Internet told me two — count ’em, two! — of his tracks were among the “14 Songs You Heard At Every Sweet 16 Party,” and so it goes. Having never attended such a shindig, I can only assume that list is on the level....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 129 words · Dustin Murphy

This Russian doll style Switch cart holder is incredible

I’ll take two 3D-printing is incredible. It feels like nearly every day, as a board and video game player, that I see something that’s not only useful, but something I never even would have thought of. That includes this Switch cart holder shaped like a warp pipe that came across my desk this morning. Crafted by whopperlover17and shared on Reddit, the pipe actually opens up into a smaller cart holder. It’s a simple, elegant, and effective design that is also functional....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 173 words · Christopher Jones

Tune in to Konami’s pre-E3 show for Metal Gear Solid 5

Less than a month away Konami has plans for another pre-E3 show in June. This year, the stream will happen on June 6 at 10:00am Pacificthrough GameSpot.comas well as the GameSpot Xbox Live app. What hijinks will ensue? Who knows. The company was, however, kind enough to throw a little something our way in terms of which games will be featured. Most notably, Konami will have “the inside scoop” onMetal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, aCastlevania: Lords of Shadow 2gameplay trailer, and behind-the-scenes and interviews for the newPro Evolution Soccer....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 103 words · Angela Mcdonald