Wha’ Happened: Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
An entire day for the celebration of alien abductions? I mean, I guess so. I kind of wonder how people celebrate this holiday. Do they go out and stand in a field hoping to be taken up to the stars? Does the family gather around a giant mashed potato sculpture? Do you grab the kids and stand under bright spotlights and pretend you’re being lifted into the air? Do people probe themselves?...