Cowabunga dudes. New Destructoid episode, since it’s Monday and everything.

Last week, I had a dream that Nick Chester was French and dating my mom, how messed up is that? On a less weird note, he hasa releases of the week video. After said video, Tara gives us the latest onthe PSN outage. She says words like “firewall” and “network” so stare at my Boba Fett mug for two minutes. Then,

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I’ve got the story on buddy tokens fortheGears of War 3beta. That game looks like such a ripoff of50 Cent: Blood On The Sand.I wish UFC stood for Ultimate Fried Chicken, but it stands for something else. Tara tells us aboutUFC Personal Trainerwhich is a video game about getting abs. Secret documents got leaked that point to the possibility ofHaloon Kinectstill being a thing that’s getting worked on. Also, have you guys heardTeam Teamwork‘s video game mashups?

Most importantly — You’ve got homework. Last week, we sent you to ourFacebook pageto vote on our first movie club movie. You pickedJohn Carpenter’s The Thing, which is one of my favorites. Watch that sometime before Thursday, and send us your opionions, fanart, embarrassing video responses, etc, and we might put them on the show. The movie’s available instantly on Netflix, where they conveniently havefree trial memberships.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Spoiler Alert:Jim Sterling, Jonathan Holmes, Tara Long and myself are going to be recording a Podtoid podcast tomorrow afternoon.Go tell us things to talk about.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art