Flew so close to the sun he gotta wear shades

I spent part of my day playing theMirror’s Edge Catalystbeta. Pretty good! I’m basically in agreement withSteven’s recent preview.

Outside some of the junk that DICE shoved in, probably at the behest of EA to satiate the masses thatwantsaid open-world junk, it feels like a natural extension of the original. Yes, combat is still in and itsadly has an enhanced focus, but the gameplay is great, and as long as I can get time trials back, I am going to be okay. We’ll see when it hitsin June.

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But one thing that really stuck out to me that’s just plain old bad is Icarus. Yes, the dude above. The dude you meet early on as your liaison into your new “crew.” The same dude who has a sleeveless hoodie and an attitude that would even scare the Battletoads andthe Bad Dudes. Steven has some good insight though, noting, “maybe exposed biceps are ‘in’ in Sweden.”

Back in the day, we at Dtoid (read: our own Occams Electric Toothbrush) created a saying: #Darksiders2. If something was really bad — like, wearing Jack Skellington pajamas to your girlfriend’s relative’s funeral bad — we called it out with that hashtag. But I’m proposing a new change, because change is good.

Promotional art for Warframe`s Duviri Paradox, which shows Dominus Thrax and the cast of the expansion.

Except whenMirror’s Edgeis changed. And has Icarus in it.

Naoe, Sorin, and Jinchiro looking serious

Sekiro

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GTA V

State of Decay

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Oraxia, a spider-inspired Warframe with multiple legs. Webs appear on the background.