Can’t blame them for tryin’
The prospect of puppies has an undeniable power. Earlier this week, professional hockey player Bobby Ryan scored a goal in a game, earningthese two kidsa new pup. Not to be outdone, the next day another hockey player netted three goals, which gotthis girla puppy (on her birthday, no less!)
Don’t underestimate the allure of puppies. Asking professional athletes to exchange performance for pets is uncertain, though. One Craigslist user is going for a more tried-and-true method: Bartering.

Much to Harmonix’s dismay (probably), someone is trying to trade their PS4 guitar-bundledRock Band 4set for a puppy. Good moves! Why settle for a video game which issomeentertainment when you could have a puppy that isallthe entertainment?
There are some restrictions, though. The trade-proposer doesn’t really want a chihuahua or a pug. Outside of that, everything’s a green light. They “just want something cute to cuddle.” That Strat just isn’t adorable enough to wake up to on a cold Sunday morning.

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