Wouldn’t you?

I Love My Little Boy/Girl(you’re able to buy either or, “Boy/Girl” isn’t the name) andI Love My Horseare two Neopica-developed titles releasing in Europe for 3DS. Real talk, they look like the kind of games I used to play and review when I first started out as a writer. I didn’t even get paid for it. My payment was just knowing my review might just save someone from buying the shovelware encased within the hard plastic case I received for review. And that was just what I had to do back in the day.

You do all the typical baby game junk you do in any other baby game, like changing diapers and other boring tasks that someone out there probably finds entertaining, and in the horse game you do horse stuff, I guess, like jumping over fences and feeding your horse carrots.

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Also,I Love My Little Girlsounds like something you might hear from someone who participates in a D/s relationship where you call your boyfriend “daddy.” Not that I know that anything about that or whatever.

You can basically be a parent inI Love My Little Boy/Girland train a horse inI Love My Horse. They’re coming out October 10 in Europe. Uh, I guess that’s about it.

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The Netflix Wii U app

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