It makes less sense the more I watch
As I watched the first video ofDon’t Be Patchman(below), I thought I had an okay feel for what it is. Plant apples, get an apple tree, shake it for more apples. Got it. I’m noAnimal Crossingslouch. Next video, ladybugs are following Patchman as he plants flowers, drinks their nectar, and spits it up all over a house. Sure.
Third video, a commentary on consumerism and commercialism. Fourth video, dodging deadly floating drones in an office building and a rock quarry. What is this game?

The Kickstarter video above does a better job bringing all of the elements together, but it still looks like a weird experience.Don’t Be Patchmanis seeking approval onSteam Greenlight, and is onKickstarterwith a base funding goal of $25,000.








