After the truly pathetic demo ofGrand Theft Auto IVat Take-Two Interactive’s press conference at this year’s E3 (“Hi, this isGTA IVand it looks nice! We’re going to drive really slowly down the street and OK BYE THANKS FOR BEING HERE AT 8AM!”), I’m hungry for more information. Rockstar has historically been very guarded withGTAinformation leading up to its release, so any morsel of information usually leaves me in a fetal position, salivating all over myself.

German videogames magazine, Games Aktuell, has snagged some exclusiveGTA IVscreens and info. Since picking up a copy of Pimsluer’s German language course and a flight to Deutschland would cost you an arm and a leg, it’s really swell that someone over at GermanGTAfan site,gtaengine.de, was able to scan these. Subsequently, that person had a bag thrown over his head in the middle of the night, and was dragged off to a dingy underground location to be tortured by bourgeois thrill seekers. Or the scans were just removed.

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We don’t fear the German governent or their copyright laws, and we’re damned excited about this game, so here are the scans in all of their glory. Hit the jump for some newGTA IVintel that’s been gathered from the articles text, which is written in secret German moon language.

[ViaNeoGAF]

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Are there any German speaking Destructoid readers? Let us know in the comments if you’re able to extract some more interesting information! It’s like a fun, Saturday morning game!

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