When half an hour of baffling weirdness isn’t enough
I know it’s Saturday night and many of you hip young things are getting in gear for a rambunctious night out. But, instead of wasting time dressing up, getting drunk, having a scrap and ending up in a gutter/jail cell, why not just settle down and check outSplatoon 2′s Pearl & Marina in concert?
The duo, collectively known as Off the Hook, took to the stage to perform their greatest (s)hits at theSplatoon 2European Championships, held recently in Montreux, Switzerland. All the classics are here, including their recognisable rap-rock themeColor Pulse.

Marina, spinning the platters that matter, and Pearl ,the self-proclaimed “Sloppiest MC in Inkopolis”, are joined by a backing band of middle-aged metallers (just think of the money, guys) and even have some super-special guests join them on stage for the 30-minute set.
It was about a two hour flight away, and yet I wasn’t there to see Her Highness, Pearl,in person(and her pal Marina, to whom I’m fairly indifferent). Shame on me. Maybe next time.








