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So the holidays are over, which means we’re all probably hung over from partying so much. However, in case you’re so badly drunk that you have no idea what kind of things happened last week, then allow me to remind you of all your embarrassing moments by bringing you Comments of the Week! Yes, that community showcase where I stalk EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU and take humiliating screencaps of your endeavors so I can post them all in one spot!
Well, not ALL of them. I’LL be keeping the naked photos and orgies to myself. :3
However, I still recorded all of the wacky things that came out of your mouths (:3), which you can check out below! As always, you can expect comments to fall under three categories:
LOL: YULE-TREE? I HARDLY KNOW YE!
WUT?: Someone had to make the joke, dammit!
I know, we’re all sad Christmas is over. It seems like just last week, Santa was coming and I was praying to the Goddess that I’ll finally get laid this year. While I didn’t, at leastlast week’s editionwas featured on the front page! That’s ALMOST as good as sex, right? RIGHT!? :3 twitches
FromTales of Berseria is coming to PS4 and PC in the west
Dreamweaver:YOU try typing while staring at boobs! It’s not as easy with one hand!
FromScore attack! Mario, Metal Gear, Witcher, and more games better than Star Wars
Dreamweaver:Really, isn’t that why we’re ALL here? 😛
FromYou won’t need to buy the Twilight Princess remaster to get that sweet Wolf Link amiibo
Dreamweaver:“STDs are filthy things that no one wants that out precious penises comes wrapped in.” 😀
FromMan sues Bethesda over Fallout 4 addiction
Dreamweaver:I used to use toilet paper for my sperm, but they always seep through. >^<
FromTelltale plans to implement cloud saving
Dreamweaver:If that very thought doesn’t send chills down your spine, then you have no soul.
Which means you have a fine career of whoring ahead of you! 😀
FromThe PSN Holiday Flash Sale has some fine deals
Dreamweaver:But that’s the reason why I don’t swim in the Boston Harbor. ;P
FromUncharted 4 has been delayed again into April
Dreamweaver: It did. It did make it more bearable.
FromThere’s a new Minecraft world champion, and I could totally beat him up
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
FromRise of the Tomb Raider just got a demo, so give it a shot
Dreamweaver:Is this one of those times where the only winning move is to not play? Or does he still maul you?
FromJanuary’s Games with Gold are for fighters and other fighters
Dreamweaver:Watch what you say to Brett, his dad could beat up your dad!
FromThe Steam Winter Sale just started, thousands of games discounted
Dreamweaver:Cyber-bukkake.
FromLightsabers in Fallout 4 is, scientifically speaking, something the Internet should like
FromSplatoon is getting the Rapid Pro Blaster tomorrow
Dreamweaver:Dildo know they’re secretly brothers?
FromReview: Sakura Santa
Dreamweaver:Can he heat up my hot chocolate, because he just got BURNED! 😀
Dreamweaver:Directions unclear. Got dick covered in Blingles.
FromKick off Christmas Eve with a picture of a meatless Pikachu
Dreamweaver:This is why I keep you guys around. For all my Pikachu-based puns.
Dreamweaver:This image is also the scale of my penis compared to a woman’s vagina.
FromGod Eater Resurection may be coming west
Down there.
I’m talking about her vagina.
Sometimes, I wonder if I need to be more clear with my innuendos.
FromXbox One gets discount + $50 gift code at Microsoft Store again
Dreamweaver:“went on a tirade about how life was better in the old days.”
To be fair,Assassin’s Creed IIIDOES take place during the American Revolution, where we kicked British’s ass.
FromSuper Nintendo Chalmers is the best thing I’ve seen all month
Dreamweaver:He’s still waiting for the answer.
FromPick Me Up! Super Mario RPG being revived for Wii U
FromMicrosoft says this is its ‘biggest sale ever’
Dreamweaver:We’ll never know what they s
FromNoitu Love: Devolution is coming to Wii U and 3DS in 2016
Dreamweaver:If I have sex with a princess, does that mean I got royally fucked over? 😀
FromHatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star’s Cross-Buy is broken, getting a fix
Dreamweaver:We will riot if you don’t!
FromChristmas memories with Destructoid
Dreamweaver:He actually left the room to call his elven assassins. His son knows too much.
FromWhat did you get for Christmas?
Dreamweaver:He needs to FACE facts. 😛
Dreamweaver:That’s his secret to beating games.
From(Updates) PSA: Steam is giving people access to random accounts, don’t log in
Dreamweaver:Words to live by! 😀
Dreamweaver:Fuck you, I’m featuring myself for this edition! 😛
Dreamweaver:I think they’re hitting it off!
Well, that’s gonna be a weird comment to end things with, but you never know what to expect when you live in Detroit — er, I mean, Destructoid! So I hope you enjoyed this edition, I hope you had a happy holidays, and I hope to see you next year!
