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Welcome back to the community showcase made by the community, for the community! Because don’t forget: none of this would be possible without YOU.
Well, that’s not technically true… I could totally feature all MY comments (because, really, who doesn’t love my witty sense of deadpan, sardonic humor?)… but too much of a good thing is bad for you, so I’ll have to limit your consumption of me for your own good. As always, comments are categorized into three separate sections:
LOL:I slept with a gigantic axe besides me too!
WUT?:I call her my ex.
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Dreamweaver:Oh boy, that makes the game sound SUPER amazing!
Dreamweaver:His story checks out. Alright, let’s ask Chris Carter if he’s Jed. I never did trust him.
FromCD Projekt Red is hoping that Sony will open up console cross-platform play
Dreamweaver:Dammit, was Randy Pitchford not clear the first time?
Dreamweaver:All night long?
(I always wanted to sneak an Eminem reference in here somehow.)
FromOverwatch PC patch adjusts Ana and McCree
Dreamweaver:I got a short-range McCree, if you know what I mean.
FromPokemon Go’s ‘Plus’ accessory has been delayed until September
Dreamweaver:I can’t stay mad at cat.
FromWe Happy Few puts a new face on survival, but it’s not ready for its close-up yet
FromRetailer listings for Metal Gear Solid V ‘Definitive Ex’ discovered
Dreamweaver:I’m guessing Konami, since they gave him the axe. GET IT?
FromLevel-5 announces Megaton Musashi
Dreamweaver:So people also name their sex moves and yell it out loud before they do it?
Finally, I’m among friends.
FromOh hey, the original Darksiders is coming to current-gen consoles too
Dreamweaver:How long?
Dreamweaver:This is going to catch on.
From(Update) Darksiders: Warmastered Edition will be 60fps on everything but Wii U
FromThose Dead Rising remasters look less blurry
Dreamweaver:The real joke here is who buys games at a bookstore?
That’s a weird punchline, but I like it.
FromWelp, someone maxed out their trainer level in Pokemon Go
Dreamweaver:…We’re supposed to be born withtwo?
FromAlong with the portable console hybrid rumors, the Nintendo NX might play smartphone games too
Dreamweaver:Are we sure it’s not a grain of sugar?
FromWould you pay $150 for a Snorlax bean bag chair?
Dreamweaver:…I think he just invented a creative way to sell sex slaves.
FromSomeone made a custom mini NES that takes cartridges
Dreamweaver:They will beat your ass inAnt Simulator.
FromAt this point we have ample knowledge of region exclusive Pokemon Go creatures
FromWii had a problem, and now it’s Vive’s turn
FromNintendo’s NX allegedly has detachable controllers, is a portable console
FromReview: This is the Police
Dreamweaver:So I should call them when my ex comes to my house with a knife?
Sounds risky, but if they’re the police…
FromBatman: A Telltale Games Series is trying a vote-based multiplayer mechanic
Dreamweaver:Wait, what does Bruce Wayne have to do with Batman?
FromGhost in the Shell Online has a confusing full title, and potential
Dreamweaver:Dammit, do we need Randy Pitchford to spell it out for you?
FromLife is Strange developer spins off a second studio under the Dontnod name
FromYooka-Laylee is already amazing and it’s just in pre-alpha
FromThe worst games we’ve been forced to play
Dreamweaver:…Is dhaos Jesus and Enuo God?
FromIf you don’t sign into Xbox Live every five years, you lose your Gamertag
Dreamweaver:Alright everyone, be on the lookout for MICR. If only we had more information to go on…
And that’s it for this edition! But please, keep looking at this handsome mug for as long as you want. Who am I to deny you that right?
